HUM TUM

TUM: Hello…Tu kuthe ahes?? Kiti vel!!!!

HUM: Aga yetoy g 5 minitat….jyam traffic ahe!!...

TUM : nehamichi karana!! Mala nahi lagla te traffic!…mi pan tyach road varun ale na? 20 minutes zali…tu 5 min t yeto yeto sangtoys… maza putala zalay ikde!

HUM : Tuza nehamicha ahe! Velechya adhi yetes kashala? Mi sangitlela na 6 vajta yeto…mag tu kashala alis 5.45 la? He bara ahe…svata lavkar yaycha ani mag mi velet alo tari bombabomb karaychi ki tu nehamich kasa ushira yetos!

TUM: gapp bas… 6.25 zalet bara ka! Ata mhanashil…kharach 6.25 zalet? Aaila…maza ghadyal band padlay!! Nahitar maza ghadyal ch haravlay ani gharcha ghadyal mage ahe… karana bari miltat tula!!

HUM : Aaishappath…1 divas lavkar nahi alis tar tuzi tivtiv chalu… ani mi thambaycho te? Station var…1,2 taas… tevha mi bolaycho ka kahi?

TUM: thambaychas mhanje upakar navhtas karat… lagech bolun dakhavaychi kay garaj ahe?

HUM: Ae baai…ata bas kar…bhetalyavar bhandu....parking la jaga shodhtoy.. tu disalis mala…aloch mi…thev ata phone…

TUM: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii…double congratsssssssss…. Mala tula kadhipasun bhetaycha hota mahitye!!

Kay milala tula prize? Trophy? Sang na!!

HUM: Tu kasalich ahes aga? Atta phone var aag okat hotis..ani 2 minitat tuza mood asa? Mala doubt ala ki mi dusaryach konashi tari bollo ki kay phone var!!

TUM: ahe ka koni dusari? Sangun taak asel tar… hahaha…

HUM: Malach bola…mazich vaat lava!! Manasani loyal rahila tari bolani khavi lagtayat… bhalyacha jamanach nahi rahilay!!

TUM: hehehe….bichara!! barr barr…nahiye haan dusari koni!! Ata khush?

HUM: Hmmm… by the way.. mala 1 solid CD milalye gift…ani ti pan autographed by Rehman!! Kasla fundoo zala mahitye show! Sagali company olakhate ata mala… trophy pan milalye.. pan ti itki matter karat nahi.. fame matters baby!!!

TUM: sahi na!!! ani sagale olakhanar ch… most hardworking employee of the year…along with best singer in show… majja ahe baba eka manasachi!!

HUM: Hmmmm…. Mi asla susaat khush hoto mahitye!!

TUM: mazi athavan pan ali nasel na? kashala yeil?

HUM: Ae chyayla..rad tu kayam!! Athavan ali mhanun ch award milalya milalya stage varun ch call kela na tula!! Moorkh mhanun ghari kalavaychya adhi tula kalavla na mi?

TUM: ho na!! mahitye mala… kay petatos lagech?

HUM: Arre…petato mhanje? Tu bolates ch asa… mala asa tuzyasrkha 50 vela bolun dakhavata yet nahi…miss u….love u… pan mazya vaganyatun dakhavato na mi? ata te tula kalat nahi tyala mi kay karu?

TUM : Waaahhh… mhanje mi khota khota bolun ch dakhavate..ani vaganyatun kahi disat ch nahi mazya….asamhanaychay na tula?

HUM: Tasa nahi g mani!! Ata jara neet boluya ka maze aai? Ektar weekend la bhetayla milta fakt..ani tu…. Nahi…..sorry…..apan bhandat basloy! Jau de na ata… long drive la jauya ka?

TUM: adhi mala party de!

HUM: Alis party var? vatlach mala party magnares tu! Bhukkad nusti…

TUM: ho! Ahe mi bhukkad! Ani fukati pan ahe…asu de….mala party de mhanje zala…baki kahihi mhan! Hehe…

HUM: Hmmm…ti tar denaar ch ahe!! Ani mala mahitye…tu kasli khanar? Chimani pan jast daane khat asel tuzyapeksha!! Calorie conscious n all…

TUM: gapp bas….mala atta solid bhuk lagalye ani mi jyam khanare!!

HUM: Fakt jam? Bread jam tari kha…

TUM: tuze ghanrerde faltoo joke tuzyakadech thev… evening spot la jauya chal… mala chaat ani sandwich donhi havay!! Ani mag kokam soda!!

HUM: Chakk ice cream nakoy?

TUM : Arre haan….naturals…

HUM: Tender coconut!!! Mahitye mala tech khate nehami chimni…

TUM: tuch asashil!!

HUM: Mi kashi kay chimani? Mi chimana na? u r technically wrong!!

TUM: ata ajun 1 ghaan joke marlas tar mi ghari nighu jain haan..mag bas bombalat!!

HUM: Hehehe… ani he ghe…visarlo dyayla alya alya…

TUM: yummmmmyyyyy… chocolate!! Thankssss… tu kinai jyaaaaam goad ahes!!

HUM : Hmmm…ata lagech goad zalo mi!! ani shiii….goad bid kay mhantes chyayla!! Mi kiti vel sangitlay tula mula goad nastat kadhi…Call me STD…smart…tall…dashing!!!

TUM: and handsome too… chal ata khup pakavlas…mala bhuk lagalye re!!

HUM: Chal…chal…patkan khayla jau ya......

Destiny...

2007 madhli konatitari kalokhi ratr…sadharan 9,9.30 chi vel ….Delhi station cha lambchya lamb pasarlela railway platform… doorvar station chi pivali pati…lights cha zagmagat…ani station var as usual lotalela prachand janasagar.. tya gardit aplya lahanagya bahinicha hat dharun chalala hota TO chimurada …Chotu.. aplya savatr bahinivar tyach jivapad prem… mhanunach tila neat sambhalat sambhalat garditun vaat kadhat to tila pani pyayla gheun jaat hota… tevdhyat announcement zali… ani agadi don ch minitat tyach platform var 1 express ali… achanak lokanchi dhavapal suru zali… tashi hi dhavapal tya doghana navin navati! Station ch tyanch ghar…tyamule tyana bhiti vatali nahi.. pan durdaivane ticha hat tyachya hatatun achanak sutla… ani ti tya gardit misalun geli.. mag matr Chotu chi changlich ghabargundi udali.. aplya bahinila Chotu barach vel shodhat hota… ata ti train pan sutali… lokanchi gardi thodi kami hot hoti…Chotu ni attaparyant akhkha platform paltha ghatla hota… pan sagla vyarth…tyachi ladki bahin Sonu tyala kuthech disat navati!! Evhana train geli hoti…parat tyani akhkha platform dhundalala.. mag dhavat jaun aplya doorvarchya khopatajaval jaun andaj ghetla… tikdehi Sonu navhati..fakt tyachi savatr aai tyala disali.. Chotu tila khup ghabaraycha!! To Sonu la shodhat shodhat parat adhichya jagevar ala… ata matr tyach dhaba dananala hot.. ata apli savatr aai kahi aplyala jivant sodnar nahi yachi tyala khatrich zali hoti…Parat 1 announcement zali…. Ji train ali tyat to chadhla…ani ata nashib neil tikde jaycha..pan parat ghari jaun savatr aai cha chhal sahan karaycha nahi asa tyani tharavun takla.. gaadi 5 minitat ch sutali… ani Chotu ni pan sutakecha nishwas takla! Train jorat chalali hoti..thodyach velat chotu sagali bhiti visarla ani tyala zop yayla lagli… darvajyajaval ch vaaraa khaat Chotu angach mutakul karun padun rahila..tyala kadhi zop lagali tyala kallach nahi.. Sakali Chotula jag ali... yenarya janaryanch tyachyakade mulich laksh navta… sagle utarnyachya tayarit hote.. apan kuthe aloy yacha Chotu la mulich patta navta… sagli loka utarlyavar Chotu train madhun utarala..ani samor ch tyala paati disali.. Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus!! Chotu ni dole visfarale…MUMBAI!!!! Ho..kharach…to Mumbai t ch pochla hota.. agadi lahanpanapasun tyani Mumbai baddal khup aikla hota.. ikde paisa,prasidhdhi,aishoaraam sagla milta he tyala mahiti hota… kadhitari motha zalo ki khup paise kamavayla Mumbai t yaycha asa tyani kadhich tharavla hota! Ani aaj to chakk Mumbai ubha hota.. te sudhdha kiti achanak…accidentally… agadi kal sandhyakali koni Chotu la sangitla asta ki tu udya Mumbai t asashil..tar tyala nakkich sglyani vedyat kadhla asta.. Mumbai t yeun Chotu manapasun khush zala… ektar savatr aai cha tras nahi ani tyacha swapn dekhil purna zala hota… Thodyach velat Chotu la kalla ki tyacha potat bhukecha aagdomb usalalay! Mag Chotu ni saraitpane yenarya janarya lokansamot hat pasarale..kasebase 5,10 rupaye milalyavar to lagech vadapav khayla dhavla… Mumbai cha vadapav!!! Tyani khup aikla hota yabaddal…aaj Chotu kharach khushit hota.. Station var ch tyala tyachya vayachi 2,3 mula bhetali…tyanchyashi tyachi chhan maitri zali.. agadi divasbhar to tyanchya mage mage firat hota… Akhkha station tyani kiman 10 vela tari firun pahila asel.. mag halu halu ratr vhayla lagali… bakichi mula apapalya zopadit,khopatat parat geli! Ata matr Chotu la tyacha ghar athavu lagla.. ghar kasla…zopdich ti! Pan tari tyat aplepana hota… savatr aaini chhalala asla tari tyache baba tyache laad karayche! Ani Sonu……??... achanak Chotuchya dolyasamor andhari ali!! Ticha kay zala asel? Ti kuthe asel? Sukharup asel ka? Ase asankhy prashn tyachya manat thaiman ghalu lagle.. apan Sonu la sodun bejababdar pane saral Mumbai t nighun alo yachi tyala sharam vatali… evhana parat potat kavle kokalayla lagle hote… Chotu divasbhar firun agadi damun gela hota…ata tyala hakkachya nivaryachi garaj bhasat hoti… to tasach eka khambala tekun platform var basla.. Samor ch eka bakadyavar ek kutumb basla hota.. kadachit te train chi vaat pahat hote…tyanchi mulagi atishay gori gomati ani goad hoti..Chotu la parat Sonu chi prakarshane athavan ali… Tya kutumbatli bai tya muliche khup laad karat hoti.. Evdhyat ek train ali…tya train chya avajani ti chhakuli ghabarun geli..tichya aai ni lagech tila urashi kavatalala… Chotu ni tyachi khari aai kadhi pahilich navhati.. tyamule aai chi maya kay aste he Chotu la mahiti ch navhata… ata matr to agadi sunn zala…tyachya dolyat pani taralala…kitihi zala tari to fakt 6 varshancha ek chimurada hota! Chotu barach vel tyanchyakade tak lavun pahat hota.. achanak tya aai ch laksh Chotu kade gel… ti aplya navaryala mhanali..to mulaga vat chukalyasarkha haravlyasarkha vatat ahe.. navaryani saaf durlaksh kel…ani to mhanala, “aga ashi 100 mul astat station var..tyanna ashich savay aste…ha ithlyach zopaditla asel.. Tu laksh deu nakos..” pan tya aai ch kahi smadhan zala nahi… barach vel Chotu ch nirikshan karat hoti…Shevati ti uthun Chotu javal geli.. Chotu pay dumadun aplya gudhaghyat doka lapavun gharachya athavanine radat basla hota! Tya aai ni Chotu chya dokyavarun haluvarpane hat firavala.. Ani vicharla..,”bala, tu haravla ahes ka?” tya premal hakene Chotu la ajun ch bharun ala.. Chotu hundake det radayla lagla…tya aai ni Chotu la javal ghetla! Chotu ni ayushyat pahilyanda ashi maya, ashi mamata anibhavali.. Chotu pan tya aai la bilagala… achanak Chotu la eka ‘sense of security’ chi anubhuti zali.. mag radat radat ch Chotu ni tyachi sagali hakigat tya aai la sangitli… tya bai cha navra..arthat ch tya mulala police station madhe gheun janar hota.. pan Chotu kakulatila yeun radat hota.. jari tyala ghari jaycha asla tari aplya savatr aai chi khup bhiti vatat hoti… ani Sonu haravalyamule kadachit tyache baba pan tyala khup ragavale aste…bedam maar hi milala asta.. tya aai la Chotu chi daya ali..tini aplya navaryala khup vel samajavla..ani shevati tyani Chotu la ghari gheun jaycha tharavla.. Chotu mothya khushitach navin ghari gela.. tyala primal aai vadil…ani 1 goad bahin milali… Chotu kharach Mumbai cha ayushyabharasathi runi zala!! Mumbai kharya arthani tyachi swapninagari zali… Eka chotya ghatanene Chotu ch ayushya sampurna badalun gela.. slumdog millionaire pahatana Chotu chi khup athavat ali… jar Chotu la tyache nave aai vadil milale nasate tar Chotu pan andhla kiva langada houn train madhe,platform var kiva signal var ‘darshan do prabhu’ mhanat rahil asta kadachit…