HUM TUM

TUM: Hello…Tu kuthe ahes?? Kiti vel!!!!

HUM: Aga yetoy g 5 minitat….jyam traffic ahe!!...

TUM : nehamichi karana!! Mala nahi lagla te traffic!…mi pan tyach road varun ale na? 20 minutes zali…tu 5 min t yeto yeto sangtoys… maza putala zalay ikde!

HUM : Tuza nehamicha ahe! Velechya adhi yetes kashala? Mi sangitlela na 6 vajta yeto…mag tu kashala alis 5.45 la? He bara ahe…svata lavkar yaycha ani mag mi velet alo tari bombabomb karaychi ki tu nehamich kasa ushira yetos!

TUM: gapp bas… 6.25 zalet bara ka! Ata mhanashil…kharach 6.25 zalet? Aaila…maza ghadyal band padlay!! Nahitar maza ghadyal ch haravlay ani gharcha ghadyal mage ahe… karana bari miltat tula!!

HUM : Aaishappath…1 divas lavkar nahi alis tar tuzi tivtiv chalu… ani mi thambaycho te? Station var…1,2 taas… tevha mi bolaycho ka kahi?

TUM: thambaychas mhanje upakar navhtas karat… lagech bolun dakhavaychi kay garaj ahe?

HUM: Ae baai…ata bas kar…bhetalyavar bhandu....parking la jaga shodhtoy.. tu disalis mala…aloch mi…thev ata phone…

TUM: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii…double congratsssssssss…. Mala tula kadhipasun bhetaycha hota mahitye!!

Kay milala tula prize? Trophy? Sang na!!

HUM: Tu kasalich ahes aga? Atta phone var aag okat hotis..ani 2 minitat tuza mood asa? Mala doubt ala ki mi dusaryach konashi tari bollo ki kay phone var!!

TUM: ahe ka koni dusari? Sangun taak asel tar… hahaha…

HUM: Malach bola…mazich vaat lava!! Manasani loyal rahila tari bolani khavi lagtayat… bhalyacha jamanach nahi rahilay!!

TUM: hehehe….bichara!! barr barr…nahiye haan dusari koni!! Ata khush?

HUM: Hmmm… by the way.. mala 1 solid CD milalye gift…ani ti pan autographed by Rehman!! Kasla fundoo zala mahitye show! Sagali company olakhate ata mala… trophy pan milalye.. pan ti itki matter karat nahi.. fame matters baby!!!

TUM: sahi na!!! ani sagale olakhanar ch… most hardworking employee of the year…along with best singer in show… majja ahe baba eka manasachi!!

HUM: Hmmmm…. Mi asla susaat khush hoto mahitye!!

TUM: mazi athavan pan ali nasel na? kashala yeil?

HUM: Ae chyayla..rad tu kayam!! Athavan ali mhanun ch award milalya milalya stage varun ch call kela na tula!! Moorkh mhanun ghari kalavaychya adhi tula kalavla na mi?

TUM: ho na!! mahitye mala… kay petatos lagech?

HUM: Arre…petato mhanje? Tu bolates ch asa… mala asa tuzyasrkha 50 vela bolun dakhavata yet nahi…miss u….love u… pan mazya vaganyatun dakhavato na mi? ata te tula kalat nahi tyala mi kay karu?

TUM : Waaahhh… mhanje mi khota khota bolun ch dakhavate..ani vaganyatun kahi disat ch nahi mazya….asamhanaychay na tula?

HUM: Tasa nahi g mani!! Ata jara neet boluya ka maze aai? Ektar weekend la bhetayla milta fakt..ani tu…. Nahi…..sorry…..apan bhandat basloy! Jau de na ata… long drive la jauya ka?

TUM: adhi mala party de!

HUM: Alis party var? vatlach mala party magnares tu! Bhukkad nusti…

TUM: ho! Ahe mi bhukkad! Ani fukati pan ahe…asu de….mala party de mhanje zala…baki kahihi mhan! Hehe…

HUM: Hmmm…ti tar denaar ch ahe!! Ani mala mahitye…tu kasli khanar? Chimani pan jast daane khat asel tuzyapeksha!! Calorie conscious n all…

TUM: gapp bas….mala atta solid bhuk lagalye ani mi jyam khanare!!

HUM: Fakt jam? Bread jam tari kha…

TUM: tuze ghanrerde faltoo joke tuzyakadech thev… evening spot la jauya chal… mala chaat ani sandwich donhi havay!! Ani mag kokam soda!!

HUM: Chakk ice cream nakoy?

TUM : Arre haan….naturals…

HUM: Tender coconut!!! Mahitye mala tech khate nehami chimni…

TUM: tuch asashil!!

HUM: Mi kashi kay chimani? Mi chimana na? u r technically wrong!!

TUM: ata ajun 1 ghaan joke marlas tar mi ghari nighu jain haan..mag bas bombalat!!

HUM: Hehehe… ani he ghe…visarlo dyayla alya alya…

TUM: yummmmmyyyyy… chocolate!! Thankssss… tu kinai jyaaaaam goad ahes!!

HUM : Hmmm…ata lagech goad zalo mi!! ani shiii….goad bid kay mhantes chyayla!! Mi kiti vel sangitlay tula mula goad nastat kadhi…Call me STD…smart…tall…dashing!!!

TUM: and handsome too… chal ata khup pakavlas…mala bhuk lagalye re!!

HUM: Chal…chal…patkan khayla jau ya......